sukerrr :)

ok, siyessly, i likee dis post .. from MARIA ELENA .. da most awesome gurls .. :)

If your annoying ex says : 

1) I still love you... 
YR : eh u tau tak, hari tu kan, my ex confessed to me dat he still loves me. loser kan? 

2) I know you still love me! 
YR : and then kan, dia ingat i still love him lak tu! pity da poor soul.. hahaha!! 

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby... 
YR : oh! da worst part was when he begged me!! 

4) Please call me... 
YR : pastu takleh blah.. mamat tu suruh i call dia. ingat apa, i ni public phone? 

5) The break up hurt me so much... 
YR : dah la i ada bf baru!! eh, u were talking to me dis whole time ke? wat were u saying?


n this ...


If an annoying person says : 

1) I am cute. 
YR : hahahaha! my ass lagi cute kot! 

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. 
YR : hahahaha!! my ass lagi beautiful kot! 

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous. 
YR : hahaha!! kesian gila! 

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing. 
YR : hahaha!! bagus bagus! pinjam assignment ek lps ni! 

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums. YR : hahahaha!! u sure dont look like one!