ok, siyessly, i likee dis post .. from MARIA ELENA .. da most awesome gurls .. :)
If your annoying ex says : 1) I still love you... YR : eh u tau tak, hari tu kan, my ex confessed to me dat he still loves me. loser kan? 2) I know you still love me! YR : and then kan, dia ingat i still love him lak tu! pity da poor soul.. hahaha!! 3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby... YR : oh! da worst part was when he begged me!! 4) Please call me... YR : pastu takleh blah.. mamat tu suruh i call dia. ingat apa, i ni public phone? 5) The break up hurt me so much... YR : dah la i ada bf baru!! eh, u were talking to me dis whole time ke? wat were u saying?
n this ...
If an annoying person says : 1) I am cute. YR : hahahaha! my ass lagi cute kot! 2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. YR : hahahaha!! my ass lagi beautiful kot! 3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous. YR : hahaha!! kesian gila! 4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing. YR : hahaha!! bagus bagus! pinjam assignment ek lps ni! 5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.YR : hahahaha!! u sure dont look like one!
bg guwa n smua gadis di luar sn, perkahwinan itu adlh sesuatu yg suci ... sekali seumur hidup ... guwa mengimpikn sbuah mjlis yg dibuat scra besar2an .. hahah .. berlagak toi .. actually, x kisah pn ... jnji perkahwinan kmi tuh bhgia n direstui smua org ...
ok guys n gurl ... attention pliss .. guwa nk mjlis pkhwinan yg mcm ni .. BUT, ni bru bertunang la .. guwa nk kawen jerk mcm ni .. hikhikhik ... bole kan my 'yayang' .. muahahah ...
TAPI an, guwa da dipaksa kawen deyhhh !! wif somebody yg guwa x knl asal usul nya .. hate it ...huu ... kmi kn kawen n then kn tgl berasingan .. guwa x sure guwa kena dok kat na .. then an, da nk dkt sthun, guwa dpt bby !! wahhh, syokk ouhh .. sumpah guwa jg gilerr bby tuh ... syg gilerr nan bby tuh .. even guwa x knl sp bapak nya .. muahahah .. (ckp mcm guwa ni pmpn hina :P sy mseh suci ... waaa ... :') ) then an, guwa ad bibik au .. syok gk ar .. umh guwa tu sempoi gilerr deyhh .. untk ke bilik guwa ad satu lif yg da dikhas kn ... AWESOME bole .. hahaha ... umh tu ad 3 tgkt .. blik ats skali, dats mine larh ... wif my little cute bby :) yg tgh tuh, x sure sgt la untk ap .. hikhikhik ... then, ad satu mlm tu au, guruh kilat smua ckup la .. tkot wohhh ... SUMPAH seram gila .... bby guwa da start nges da ... then an, guwa mcm ternmpk yg my 'hubby' pn mcm terkejut but, dia x dak ngn guwa tyme tuh .. sguh memening kn .. pas bby guwa melalak kuat, guwa tros tjga n pusing kiri kanan, there's no bby at all .. it was just a DREAM !! i want dat bby larh .. adoyai ... bl guwa da terjaga tuh, sumpah, naluri keibuan guwa da tersentuh .. bl la guwa bole dpt bby erk ? err, calon hubby pn xdak ag .. hee ..
da moral of da stry, jgn tdo lewat2 ptg larh .. kan da dpt mimpi mcm tuh .. hee ... :)
adoyai .. sjak guwa dok bhgian post wave ni, yg bersebelahan ngn bhgian soldering ni, anti body guwa da lemah ler ... dlu guwa jarang sakit tau ... since guwa dok situ, guwa da mula selsema ... ee .. tak suker2!!
nk cari rezeki an ... kena terima jer la ap yg berlaku ... after dis, nk try pkai facemask la ... comey skit an .. sush skit nk selsema nty ... yahoo !! :)
